05 Apr, 2015
Last night I spent thirty minutes trying to coax a crow out of the chimney. I wish that was a clever euphemism for something kinky, but no, it involved trying to get a scared, sooty and quite large bird through a small opening in the fireplace. Eventually though, the bird managed to find her way out, and, to our relief, wasn't hurt and could fly away.
There wasn't time to take a picture of the bird. But she did leave her ~~finger~~wingprints behind on the ceiling.